Lyalya is 99% tail and 1% cat
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
I will reblog this every single time
This is so fucking awesome
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
This is true art right here.
Humans are great
Am I the only one that would be passed if this was my sculptures
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand
mine already does
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping