July 23, 2014

catazoid:

Lyalya is 99% tail and 1% cat

(via theonewearingflannel)

July 23, 2014

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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(via mcfl3ury)

July 23, 2014

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

(via fourformyheadaches)

July 23, 2014
"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

(Source: quotethat, via mcfl3ury)

July 23, 2014

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via tastefullyoffensive)

July 23, 2014

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July 23, 2014

youre-a-winchester-sammy:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

Am I the only one that would be passed if this was my sculptures

(Source: best-of-memes, via potato-tots)

July 23, 2014
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

anangelandhistractor:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

mine already does

(Source: allo-nsy, via good-oldfashionedvillain)

July 23, 2014

pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer

(via australiansanta)

July 23, 2014

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via queektastic)

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